After our narrow escape from the Colombian Police (see previous blog posting) we boarded our return flight to the United States with much relief. Colombian prison is no place I would want to spend Christmas. We never really found out why our bag was the only one set aside to be searched. The policia never explained, and Alyson and I didn’t want to prolong our detention by asking questions. We only knew we were free to go, so we got the hell out.
It was hard to relax on the five hour flight back to Houston. We would have to go through a baggage inspection again once we landed. My mind kept wandering what reason could the Colombian Police have had for searching our bag? Had the used suitcase we purchased in a back alley been used to smuggle something before? Maybe a dog or machine had detected something which warranted a formal search. I was dreading that the US customs officers would have the same suspicions and we would have to go through the process again. And customs & immigration officers don’t mess around in Texas. Suppressed memories of a strip search in a Florida State penitentiary suddenly came back to mind.
We were also dreading the possibility of endlessly long lines and multiple flight delays. Thats the sort of thing you expect when flying the day before Christmas Eve, right? Packed airports, delayed and canceled flights, lost luggage. I always hear people complain about how terrible flying is in the US, and how it’s exponentially worse during the holidays. We were expecting the worst possible scenario ever …and maybe an arrest. We only had an hour to make it through immigration, pick up our checked luggage, go through customs, re-check our bags and find our next departure gate. ”We’re not gonna make it” we agreed. We were prepared to make a mad dash off the plane once we landed.
Finally the plane touched down. The doors opened. We grabbed our carry-on bags. And we ran off the plane…right into an empty airport. It was amazing!! There was no one there. It’s like everyone decided to stay home this year. I’ve never had such great service. We made our way through all the checkpoints with no lines and no waiting. Our bags were practically waiting for us at the carousel and no one even glanced at our luggage. We made it to the next gate with time to spare. We got out the laptops and surfed the web while we waited for our flight to Atlanta, which was right on time. I was impressed. That being said; however, we are soooo happy we made it back before the whole Amsterdam terrorist fiasco on Christmas Day.
Alyson, all our luggage, and I made it to Atlanta’s Delta Hub safe and sound. Now we just had to cross that Alabama state line before Christmas Eve. Here is where the hero of our story comes in. No one in my family knew we were returning for Christmas. No one ‘cept one man. Twas my taller, funnier, hell raisin’, cadillac drivin’, tattooin’, trailer park residing, ladies man, cousin Griff. We had let Griffin in on the secret weeks before in an attempt to secure a ride back from Atlanta. He’s awesome.

Griff Saves Christmas! My cousin Griffin picks us up from the Atlanta airport.
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